The Mint
Kat Shoob. Midnight goddess to many students but a few years ago. Shoddy ambiguous questions and nutters who ring up with shoddier answers; it could only be ITV gameshow The Mint.

After a devestating night out on the town, with much alcohol consumed, I'm back in my room (having not pulled a bird) at 2am with not much to do. My friend, Ash, is in the other room (having pulled a bird) having his usual "get to know each other" chat, with the plan to have her moist within the hour.

Fuck this, I thought. He's not getting his large penis away while I sit here on the bed with a glass to the wall, hoping to catch the notes of a woman orgasming on the night air, hand awkwardly down my pants. So I sent in an email to the Mint. With a drunken picture of Ash attached, with a note declaring his interest in the buxom blonde presenter, Miss Shoob.

Little did I know, he had his TV on while serenading his new woman, so I heard roars of laughter from the female as he ran out of his room, banging on my door shouting "YOU LITTLE SHIT OPEN THIS FUCKING DOOR" in a drunken stupour, thinking his chances had been ruined. Brilliant. Video of the appearance is below...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScC4nzIs_go

Turns out, incidentally, that he got a blowjob after he calmed down...Bastard.

P.S. "My Main Package Sunny" is some fat slag we knew, just wanted her to get merked on live TV
(peakofphysicalfitness, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:07, 1 reply)

Excellent :)
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Wish I'd thought of something like that for a friend who had a thing about some guy called Flash on a similar late night quiz show
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:40, closed)