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A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.

What was your ouchiest moment?

(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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Bit stupid really
But I wondered what would happen if I held onto the chuck key of an electric drill and then switched it on. One screamingly agonising nanosecond later and I had a shattered 1st phalanx on my right middle finger. I told my parents I dropped a block of wood on it.

My father - a doctor - saw it was inflating to twice the size and going interesting shades of purple, and advised me to take a couple of aspirin and let the swelling go down, it would be fine the next day.

It wasn't. I spent four weeks with a splinted finger. On the plus side, I got out of homework as I couldn't hold a pen. Result!
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:23, 1 reply)

I agree, your life sucks! You totally deserved it!
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:39, closed)

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