Ouch!A friend was once given a biopsy by a sleep-deprived junior doctor.
They needed a sample of his colon, so inserted the long bendy jaws-on-the-end thingy, located the suspect area and... he shot through the ceiling. Doctor had forgotten to administer any anaesthetic.
What was your ouchiest moment?
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chthonic, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:29)
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Last?Everybody talks about childbirth. Horrible experience I know, but at least you've got a support team preparing you for the event and helping you through it. Happy gas too.
The first turd after a four day drought, that's a different story. It's just you and the turd. And the fucking thing is apparently trying to come out sideways. You push until it hurts too much so you take a breather and gird yourself to push again. You get up and walk about for a bit. You sit down again and your heart sinks because you know what's coming and it's going to hurt.
And after it's done your arse feels like John Holmes popped round for a spot of bumsex and lubricated himself with chilli sauce.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 21:15, Reply)
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