Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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When I went to Prague a few years agothe first things we saw on leaving the station near our digs were a badly-splattered pigeon and a pimp bitchslapping his ho', and things went downhill from there.
The lovely big, wide tourist street, Wenceslas Square, was packed with drunken British hen/stag parties, most in fancy dress, reeling around and crashing into each other, while pimps on every corner beckoned the unwary into underground strip clubs promising '100 beautiful girls!'
We reckon there were probably a few ugly ones as well.
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