Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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I can't believe they didn't ship me off to the juvenile home right then.In second grade, (age 7 or so) I told the entire class @ Show'N'Tell I had a zoo in the basement. I went on and on about how I fed the giraffes and petted the baby elephants and hippos. The teacher just smiled and nodded knowingly.
Such a patho little liar.
(, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 20:44, 3 replies)
I know that indulgent teacher smile 'n' nod well......but it was my dad's lie. He told me that he'd been to Africa, where his VW Kombi broke down and a gorilla helped him fix it. I believed him and regaled my classmates with this wondrous Tell (I had nothing to Show).
*wince*
(, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 8:00, closed)
HmmmDid they think Michael Jackson was your father and take pity on you?
(, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:27, closed)
That wouldn't have workedI'm a year older than Michael Jackson.
@lonely: god, that sounds like my dad.
(, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 1:14, closed)
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