I very much doubt that we were alone in that our PE teacher was a bullying, horrible cunt
This fellow would get us kids to do laps of the sports hall and would launch hockey balls at us in really quite spirited attempts to hit us. He'd generally just beast his classes in every sport he was obliged to teach, I often thought that he viewed the sport as an irritating necessity in order for him to get on with his true purpose of knocking fuck out of 13 year old kids.

Numerous muttered rebellions, which came to naught, occoured over the years until one fateful day. The testorone fuelled twat had gone spazmo over some imagined slight and had run the whole class ragged over the sports pitches - We were on our arses, puffed out, caked in mud and just completely disheartened until one lad sneaked back into the changing rooms and told us what he'd done. While our nemesis was berating the smaller lads for not putting the equipment back properly and was then stood over them as they redid their chores, our man calmly walked into the twat's private changing area/office/nonce HQ and proceeded to rub one out into the bottom of one his rugby socks. How we hooted in delight at the prospect of the wretched fucknut getting his foot covered in boyjizz.

He later got fired for allegedly getting a 6th former up the stick and getting head off a younger girl - Years later a mate saw him in the town shopping centre and from about 40 yards away bellowed "OI! insert name here!" at which the cunt turned around to be greeted with "You fuckin' nonce!". Cue much scurrying.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 18:22, Reply)