PE LessonsFor some they may have been the highlight of the school week, but all we remember is a never-ending series of punishments involving inappropriate nudity and climbing up ropes until you wet yourself.
Tell us about your PE lessons and the psychotics who taught them.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:36)
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Mr FoleyBit of a jack the lad.
One on particular fine morning a few of the big lads in the year above thought it would be hillarious (and to be fair in hindsight it was) to open the door to the staff room, pick me up lock stock and barrel and lob me inside, slamming the door closed behind to prevent a swift escape.
However this particular fine morning was also the morning that Mr Foley had chosen to cop off with the fittest teacher in school* Miss Wilkinson, I was frozen to the spot with fear, hands were quickly withdrawn from nether regions and I was promptly propelled from the staff room in much the same manner as I had arrived.
I was later assured by everyone in my class that they'd been having sex, and I of course was a hero having seen** what Miss Wilkinson had to offer.
*as voted by year seven
** not really, but why shatter the illusion
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