There are going to be lots of stories about PE Teachers suspected, or even convicted of, kiddie-fiddling
And whilst I don't think a certain PE teacher was actually "wun uv dem fuckin peedos" one can read about so often in the Daily Express and other such reputable publications, he certainly had the makings of one.

To be fair, it's not the guy's fault that he had a big, hooked nose and was going bald. Nevertheless, he did himself no favours by keeping a ring of hair around the side of his head and, I suspect, polishing the bald pate on top (a truly magnificent shine, as evinced when one lad shone a laser pointer at it...)

He just had a habit of digging himself into a hole (fnar fnar, snigger snigger). He was a stickler for "correct kit" - my school was fairly liberal-minded, but the PE teachers did insist on such stupid things as wearing the long, red socks for outdoor stuff and the shorter, white socks for indoor things. He was, however, one of the few that was sufficiently anal to tell you to go and change if, god forbid, you turned up for an indoor PE lesson in your red socks.

By the age of about 15, most of the girls in the school were becoming objectionable, bitchy and many other traits which can frequently be found in the most delightful chavs they were probably going to turn into, in preparation for a lifetime of chain-smoking their child benefits away in front of Trisha. It was not unusual for them to just answer back and flatly refuse to follow instructions (usually grounded in some fairly serious transgression of the "rights" they were fairly sure they had, or possibly the "respeck" they were so totally due...)

Hence the following altercation between one proto-chav (PCh hereafter) and Pseudo-Paedo PE Teacher (PPPET)
PPPET: "Oi, you've got the wrong colour socks on."
PCh: "Uh?"*
PPPET: "You've got red socks on, you should be wearing white. Go and change them"
PCh: "It's just my socks."
PPPET: "You wear white socks indoors, no go and take them off."
PCh: "Tchuh**, why?"
PPPET: "Them's the rules. Now go and change your socks."
PCh: "No."
PPPET: "Don't talk to me like that! Get into the changing room and get your kit off!"
The room sniggers silently at the tremendously witty double-entendre that has just popped up.
PCh: "No, it's just my socks."
PPPET: "Right, I'm writing a note to the Head..." gets out pen and notebook "...refusal to remove kit..."

And a year later he dropped a similar clanger at some sports awards thing we had to sit through, whilst the PE department slobbered praise over the students who were fast or agile or bendy enough to be good at something PE-related. In the middle of his summary of the school's sporting achievements, he told us of one student who'd been in a dance competition and "gave a series of dance performances which were a pleasure to watch."

Given his reputation, not the most careful choice of words. After I left, I heard rumours that he'd been asked to resign from his post after he was caught dating a 14-year old girl. This one remains unsubstantiated, and I suspect it's just urban myth, but I can kind of imagine him doing it...

Whoops, sorry, this is quite a long one. Fnar. Probably longer than his.

*_{The actual phonetics of the Neanderthal grunt elicited are difficult to accurately reproduce and may vary with interpretation.}
**_Ditto
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:09, Reply)