PE LessonsFor some they may have been the highlight of the school week, but all we remember is a never-ending series of punishments involving inappropriate nudity and climbing up ropes until you wet yourself.
Tell us about your PE lessons and the psychotics who taught them.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:36)
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Swimming coachesWell, it's physical education, isn't it?
I swim most mornings. Not for fun, because it's boring as hell, but as way of keeping vaguely fit. Because I swim in several different pools I see and have seen the coaches of many different children's swimming clubs. Without exception, every single one was somewhere on the weird .. creepy continuum.
Male? Check. Pot bellies? Check. Pedal pushers trousers as only otherwise seen on fourteen year old girls? Check. Squeaky, nasal voices? Check. The similarity is uncanny - is it a prerequisite for training, a module in the course or a natural tendency in grown men who choose to spend hours of their spare time watching and shouting at sweaty and mostly naked children.
Seriously. I have never seen a swimming coach to whom I would entrust a child of mine.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 19:44, Reply)
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