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There comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:

My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.

When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.

How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?

(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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I once got shit all down my back. And nobody told me. Bastards.
I was working in an old folks' home and had to strip a bed, all by myself, which some old dear had comprehensively shat.

Dunno how I did it, but I got it all down my back, on my nice clean uniform which I was hoping to wear again next day without washing. No chance, as I discovered only when I took it off.

Another time, an old geezer managed to sneeze a huge groz onto the top of my head. I had to wash my hair before I could carry on working as the sight made the rest of the staff retch.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 23:18, Reply)

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