Personal HygieneThere comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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I work...in a well known catalogue shop in the Uk and I am sure EVERYONE who is stuck in retail knows the putrid odours that waft in through the doors sometimes.
Normally it is the classic "I am 90 years old and REEK like an overfilled urinal trough at the West Stand at Ibrox". One bloke complained because he saw one of our sales boys spraying some air freshener after a particularly whiffy customer had left the store. Cunt.
But the other week REALLY took the biscuit. I never found out the culprit but it HAD to be female. Imagine, if you will, taking a pound of three week old prawns, stuck them into the inside of a mouldy salmon carcuss and then popped in it a warm place for a month or so. Al I did was walk across the shop floor and WWAAAFFFTTTT, it hit me. I almost threw up on the spot.
Dirty bastards.! Next person who comes into my shop smelling like that gets kicked out. And I mean that.
(Sorry for length... it could do with a rinse.)
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 23:25, Reply)
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