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There comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:

My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.

When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.

How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?

(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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A man is released from prison after a long sentence and goes straight to the nearest brothel. Unfortunately, he has only a tiny amount of money and a very specific requirement.

"I've got 5 dollars and it must be redhead," he says.
"For five dollars you can go in the toilets and wank yourself," says the madame.
"Haven't you got anyone who'd do me a favour? A redhead."
"Well ... there is Red Mary ..."
"Yes! She's the one for me. here's my five dollars."

So he is ushered into a room, but emerges seconds later unsatisfied.

She's not a real redhead. Her collars and cuffs don't match."
"Wave away the flies," advises the madame.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 9:12, Reply)

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