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There comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:

My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.

When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.

How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?

(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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geeky's pants
another one.

during the my punk days i knew this bloke called geeky' he had these crusty dungarees which he always wore and probably never washed. he had this habit of getting wasted on cider and passing out. then pissing himself.

so, in our circle anything nasty was called 'geekys pants'. this was eventually shortened to 'pants' - it took a few years, but the word spread and i'm sure that you've said it once or twice yourself. now you know why.

all thanks to a geordie punks dungarees! i feel honoured.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 10:11, Reply)

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