Personal HygieneThere comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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Piss Stinking IrishmenThe summer of 1990, and a student household (mine) in Plaistow, London E13, is getting ready for a summer of crap jobs and being skint. Except Lyn H. decides she's offski for summer and puts a notice up in the Student Union - 'summer room blah blah blah'. Some Irish bloke comes round, says he'll have for a couple of lads coming over, doing bricky work. Fair nuff.
Cut a long story short, a couple becoime three or four plus a couple of their g/fs, all in the front room, nicking our milk and generally being cunts. (We tried to be nice.) So I pissed all over their towels. :)
SO - if you're prob mid/late 30s now, spent Summer '90 at 45 Gwendoline Avenue E13, come from Cork, have a fat cunt mate called Ken and a long haired mate called Barry I think, I pissed all over your gear which you then used and were that fucking rank you didn't notice you stank of piss, fuck you all. hahahahaaa
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Fathter Puddytat Kill Kill dat widdle boid is mine on, Sun 25 Mar 2007, 18:51,
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