Personal HygieneThere comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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skidsAt my infant's school in South Wales we had a kid who stank, obviously not his fault but his parents the poor sod, and so he shall remain nameless (Robert Flu). One day in the school yard he obviously had the shits and couldn't make the khazi, for the scene he created was something extraordinary. I still have the vision of RF sitting in his own crap, head bowed, trousers around ankles and behind him a skid about 40 feet long and almost the entire length of the school yard.
Why he pulled his kecks down and how he accomplished such a feat still escapes me. He left the school soon after, if anybody knows his whereabouts please give him my love. I often think I must be walking in his footsteps when I enter public toilets and see the occasional khazi cubicle covered in cack from ceiling to walls to floor. It is possible to do this in one sitting, I’ve seen Fluey in action and now at an age about 40, his colon must be now 5 times the capacity.
(, Sun 25 Mar 2007, 20:47, Reply)
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