Personal HygieneThere comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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but seriouslyI used to run the menswear dept at a major high street fashion store, which I shall refer to as 'Next' (actual name not changed).
One of the outgoing managers final acts was to take on a weekend girl, just to cover the gap in the rota, as one of our lads was off to uni.
Now the old manager must have been 'avin a giraffe, as the lass employed was a) massive, b)dense as a forest and c) pungent/repugnant/EFFIN STINKY.
good god, the girl had no shame.
She wore the same clothes every weekend, and I swear they were never washed.
Christ alone knows if she ever grazed a flannel over her minge, but the combined smell of fish/sweat/curry just about killed us all.
Onesaturday, I took her aside and tried to be subtle about it, to try and silve the issue.
Im. Not. Subtle.
she left, cying, within ten minutes, and we never saw her again.
Her name was Rachel.
Avoid her.
(, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 10:27, Reply)
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