Personal HygieneThere comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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In junior schoon, I used to hang around withone of the stinkiest little bastards I've ever met, so as I was so conscious of how much he stunk, my hygiene has always been superb. I mean it, he even shat himself during a cooking lesson, like WTF? Anyway, he was the school "skank" so to speak, and got picked on a hell of allot...
I went to one of the worst senior schools in the country, and one year a group of "travellers", or "bin dipping pikey skum bags" moved into a "green" area of the town. Of course it wasn't to be green for much longer. Anyway, one of the kids from this bunch was to be joining our class temporarily, the teacher had a word with us before hand to be nice and welcoming... Of all the things in the world, I bet the last thing the teacher expected was *absolutely everyone* in the class (minus the teacher) making fake puking noises the second she walked in. hurlhurlhuhuhuhhurrrrlhurlhurlhuhuhuhhurrrrlhurlhurlhuhuhuhhurrrrlhurlhurlhuhuhuhhurrrrlhurlhurlhuhuhuhhurrrrl... etc etc. for about 5 minutes...
Oh yeah, sorry, she was probably the female coutnerpart of the kid mentioned at the beginning, yes she stunk, and yes she looked like she had been set on fire and put out with a spade, complete with stink lines, flies and everything!
Kids can be nasty little shits can't they?
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 8:58,
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