Petty OfficialsBob de Bilde says: A traffic warden threatened to call the police and have me arrested because "It's illegal to take photos in the street. You might be a paedophile". I was taking a picture of a funny street sign, over which I had no plans to masturbate. Tell us about petty officials talking bollocks.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:05)
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Well, if that's your rule, I hope you are ready for the consequences...A woman I know is one of them forrins who come over here etc. One time, returning through Heathrow, she got the usual grilling at the passport desk about why Her Royal Highness should let another job-theiving NHS freeloader in to this green and pleasant land. Despite the fact that she had a permanent resident's stamp, the questioning was taking some time. She asked if it was possible to go the the toilet, but was told that she couldn't go until she had passed through immigration.
The questions continued, and she started to get desperate. Despite her increasingly frantic requests, he refused to let her seek relief from her straining bladder.
"OK, well if that's the way you want it, I'll just have to piss right here" she said, and began to squat down and wriggle out of her underwear, right in front of his desk. (She was in a skirt, luckily)
In amazingly short order, he found a female immigration officer to escort her to the toilet, which turned out to be just behind his desk.
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and not in his own mouth?(, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 9:21, closed)
What a waste of an opportunity.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 9:27,
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I kept waiting and waiting and then all I got was..the ending to a story?!?!?
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Outrageous (, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:13, closed)
Behind his desk?Don't immigration officials warrant chairs?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:14,
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It sounds pretty efficientto me.
They also have a large pile of immigration forms to clean up with.
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..." the door to which was behind his desk" ...*sigh*
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That's why the immigration hallhas one way mirrors in all the offices.
They shit and piss more or less constantly while they work.
Fact.
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