Own fork and Own plate
My friend nudge,nudge,wink,wink sfrom the age of 9 has only eat of his own plate and used his own fork and still does it to this day, he will not use any one eles stuff...now a few people know about this and there has been some cringe worthy moments...

1) It's the marks and spencers christmas dinner and everyone is enjoying themselves and the music is blasting but he can't go coz he needs to eat and can't just go in there and eat the sandwishes like he normally does ,so off he goes to the local ikea and sits on his own eating hotdogs while his workmates are shoving deluxe christmas dinner down their throuts.

2)We stay at some friends anties house and we go to the chippy and we have to say to this anty "don't forget to get a plastic fork","why"? she asked. so we had to tell her, about the freak eater who was sat outside on the wall.The freakie eater got some looks from fellow chippy customers.


3)The fork has been dropped into the sink ,so there fore it has become infected and the shops are closed so he can't go and buy any plastic forks so he has to use his hands.

4)It's christmas dinner time at the family home and all the diner is laid out all over the table and he has forget to bring his magical plate he ends up putting a birds eye turkey diner in the oven and eating off that with a plastic fork much to the amusement of all the little oneslooking on.

It's me, It's me ,It's me ,I admit to it all ,I even get a buzz going into my local chippy and asking for a BIG PLASTIC FORK
(derlin9753, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:17, Reply)