Cat Story...
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This is one of those tales I heard about but have never investigated to see if it's true. Even if it never happened, it should have.

And it's almost on topic as it involves food. And it should be allowed as it also involves a cat and B3ta and kittens go together.

Anyway, there was this student, living in shared accommodation, who had a reputation as a major pisshead. Every night he'd go out and get slaughtered and then pass out in the living room.

So one night, two of the other students came in from a night out and found him passed out, again, in the living room. So they went in the kitchen and grabbed the giblets from the chicken they were having for dinner the next day and pulled the pisshead's zip down and left the giblets poking out of his fly like a skinned cock. Then they went giggling to bed.

The next morning they heard a terrified scream and a crash and they legged it into the living room to find another member of the house unconscious on the floor. And sitting on the pisshead’s lap (who was till snoozing away) was the house cat, daintily nibbling on the giblets....

Like I said, even if this story isn't true, it should be.....

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 12:54, Reply)