What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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Off the point but when I was a kidI once asked a girl out, using only lyrics from Rammstein Songs.
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WormuIus, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:13,
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And how did that work out for you?(
flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:27,
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...was she German?
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:29,
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I can't imaginethat telling her to bend over, turn around and that you don't want to see her face (or something) would work
neither would telling her about your girlfriend that you killed and boarded up in a room with a piano....
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 17:02,
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ToastyDid you ask her if she wanted to see her bed in flames? Or tell her that you had no breast that cried milk?
If someone asked me out using only Rammstein lyrics, I'd date them. I heart them.
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how he hell did you manage that?seriously; which lyrics did you use?
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