What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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My ex super girlfriendI had a really bad time with my last girlfriend actually as she just wouldn’t take the hint.
I really wanted to go out with this girl who I worked with called Hannah, but I just couldn’t work up enough courage to ask her out so I started going out with another girl called Jenny in the meantime. I thought at the time that Jenny was ok and just a bit shy at first but she displayed increasingly neurotic and aggressive behavior. She…she… hurt me the first time that we had sex.
This really freaked me out but then she tells me that she is in fact a superhero called G-Girl who accidentally absorbed powers such as invulnerability, heat vision and super-senses after she was exposed to a crashed meteorite as a teenager, I was gobsmacked and probably turned on.
This was going ok but due to my increased confidence about being in a relationship I managed to develop my relationship with Hannah, my true love. This didn’t go well with Jenny. I decided to try to end my relationship with Jenny due to her jealousy and concentrate on Hannah however this ended up with Jenny writing off my car and getting me to lose my job. The final straw came when I finally managed to consummate my relationship with Hannah and Jenny attacked us both with a great white shark. Seriously.
Then I fell in cahoots with Jenny’s arch-nemesis who was called Professor Bedlam. He had a plan for me to finally get rid off Jenny by using a piece of meteorite to drain her powers away. I lured Jenny to my apartment with a candlelit honey trap but disaster struck! Hannah had also come round and Hannah and Jenny started to have a bitch fight. Luckily, the meteorite sucked Jenny’s powers away from her before too much damage and hurt was caused.
Then in an another twist it turns out that I shouldn’t have trusted Professor Bedlam as he really wanted the powers from the meteorite himself! I felt obliged to fight him but then in an another completely unbelievable twist both Hannah and Jenny manage to gain powers when the meteorite explodes in their faces.
This precipitates another super powered bitch fight however in a moment of insight I managed to convince Jenny and Professor Bedlam that they have feelings for one another. Jenny agreed with this and they got together.
So everything seemed to work out with me and Hannah, and Professor Bedlam and Jenny. There was a happy ending to this frankly strange tale and we all became the best of friends.
I sold this story a few years ago to a production agent so who knows, it might make me famous!
(, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:15, 4 replies)
Sounds like a good base plor for Supergirl 2 :).
(, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:26, closed)
^---or the plot for a crappy film involving Uma Thurman......not that I've seen it or anything........
(, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:30, closed)
^You know what? I think Uma Thurman would be perfect if ever they made a film from this story!
(, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:32, closed)
^and you are a dead ringer for Luke Wilson (I had to look the info for this up on IMDB so you get a click from me)
(, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 11:24, closed)
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