as the dumpee
Not strictly on topic, as I was the one getting dumped, and it also didnt involve much work on her part (almost none, in fact) but I'll carry on anyway...

Last year I was seeing a girl who was quite a bit younger than me. The age gap didnt really matter, as we were both really into each other, and I was a long term friend of the family so her parents were cool with it. We had planned to go to the Tate Modern in London as there was a Gilbert & George retrospective exhibition on at the time which we both wanted to see. The day we had planned to go on was my birthday.

The day before, I was out with a mate having a pint when I got a text from the girlfriends mother, which read "Sorry, B cant come to the Tate with you tomorrow, she's got a new man in her life"

Charming.
(Lionel Tiger, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 13:41, closed)

oh dear
dumped by your girlfriends mother? that is poor form!
(Halfy Will do what you tell me, if asked nicely, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 14:06, closed)

Ouch!
That is a severe kick in the balls.
(Kia Ora it's 2 orangey 4 crows, it's just 4 me and my dog, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 14:19, closed)

How the
Hell do you reply to a text like that?
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 15:24, closed)

@Kaol
i would answer

"oh well, fucking little bitch, are you free instead? you must have heard her screams of joy every time i penetrated her"

god im bored at work
(Halfy Will do what you tell me, if asked nicely, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 15:31, closed)

Yes, it sounds like you are bored.
And bitter.

I'm trying to calculate how many gallons a glass aquarium is if it's 45cmX25cmX25cm.

Any idea?
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 15:42, closed)

is it
12?
(Halfy Will do what you tell me, if asked nicely, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 15:45, closed)

is that a guess?
I'm properly retarded when it comes to numbers.

*awaits help*
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 15:46, closed)

yes its a guess
its 62 it think.

or 6.2
(Halfy Will do what you tell me, if asked nicely, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 15:47, closed)

maybe you should try this
www.calculateme.com/Volume/CubicCentimeters/ToGallons.htm

because it says 7.43 and im useless
(Halfy Will do what you tell me, if asked nicely, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 15:50, closed)

Oh bollocks.
That means I need to buy a bigger one.
Hmmm...

One twice the size.
*frowns*

This could be an expensive day.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 15:51, closed)

hmm not quite
55 x 30 x 35 works out at around 15 gallons.

I presume your after a 14 gallon tank?

www.calculateme.com/Volume/Gallons/ToCubicCentimeters.htm says its about 53000 cubic centimetes
(Halfy Will do what you tell me, if asked nicely, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 15:55, closed)

Sounds about right...
I'm gonna go to the shop tomorrow and have a look.
Thanks!
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 15:56, closed)

no
worries sir.

is the 23rd August qotw bash a definate? I will probably make an appearance
(Halfy Will do what you tell me, if asked nicely, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 15:57, closed)

I think it is, yep
Ancrenne is organising it (in theory), but I think it's pretty much confirmed.
You coming to the one on the 19th?
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 15:59, closed)

cant unfortunately
im not a city boy
(Halfy Will do what you tell me, if asked nicely, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 16:03, closed)

kaol
dare i ask what you're putting in that tank?
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 18:08, closed)

Axylotls!
I found a shop that has them near to here.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 18:16, closed)

you're not
really into cute and cuddly are you?
( clendrix spit-roasting on an open fire has a new BFF and he's HOT, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 18:26, closed)

^
Axylotls with flick knives, that's about as cuddly as Kaol gets...
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 19:41, closed)