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Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."

Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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This is a QotW answer She didn't get the hint...
So I blew up her family.
(Posh Git Is considerably richer than yaaaaaow, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:05, closed)
This is a QotW comment Ha Ha
I Keeeelled them!!!!!!!!!
(porkyulelips Built for comfort, not for speed., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:06, closed)
This is a QotW comment Are you a regular who made a new account...
just to do that?
(Belgaer is, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:11, closed)
This is a QotW comment @Belgaer
I don't know if I hope so or hope not.

Either way, as a screenname, it'll have a limited shelf-life...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:16, closed)
This is a QotW comment @ Enzyme
I'm not sure, he's got quite a few quotes to do and the character has about 3-4 punchlines that he could use over and over again.

Edit: *Crosses Enzyme off his suspicious list*
(Belgaer is, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:17, closed)
This is a QotW comment punchlines?
but that would require your actual humour wouldn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:21, closed)
This is a QotW comment Sorry,
meant catchphrase not punchline. ;)
(Belgaer is, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:22, closed)
This is a QotW comment @al
Nice riposte.

/doesn't like ventriloquism; likes unfunny ventriloquism even less.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:22, closed)
This is a QotW comment Especially when they spell it "Achmed"
*googles*
Oh, it's some joke thing..
(I helped save b3ta! TY&GN, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:27, closed)
This is a QotW comment Oh I see
it's a meme thing.

sorry
(I helped save b3ta! althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:31, closed)
This is a QotW comment Lost me, I'm afraid
Don't bother to explain. It's probably not that funny.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 is having Christmas issues, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:32, closed)
This is a QotW comment No, not really a meme
just a guy who isn't funny so he's using someone else who isn't funny's material. ;)
(Belgaer is, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:32, closed)
This is a QotW comment oh well if it's not a meme
then fuck him, what a cunt, burn him, and his family, and his trousers.

cock.
(I helped save b3ta! althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:34, closed)
This is a QotW comment Ahh, I get it
Somebody at work was going on about this guy this morning, coincidentally.
(Boss Keloid Following Hitler with bourbon biscuits, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:35, closed)
This is a QotW comment YEAH!
*seconds al's random acts of violence*
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:35, closed)
This is a QotW comment Should we call over some foreigners to be angry at him/her/it?
I'm sure there's some lovely unfriendly /talkers or /boarders that would gladly rip into him/her it.

Edit: Nevermind, Bert's here *puts the author in a goat costume*
(Belgaer is, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:36, closed)
This is a QotW comment We don't need no stinking
/boarders or /talkers, to do our dirty work. I can flame like the best of them.

Whoever Achmed is, he's a stupid poopyhead!
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:38, closed)
This is a QotW comment @ BK
He basically just makes a load of semi racist jokes but makes it look alright because the thing he's taking the piss out of is on the end of his arm talking back to him.
(Belgaer is, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:38, closed)
This is a QotW comment @Belgaer
Yup, that's definitely who I was thinking of.
I wasn't sold on the thought of it this morning when they mentioned it.
(Boss Keloid Following Hitler with bourbon biscuits, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:40, closed)
This is a QotW comment A ventriloquist, eh?
I had a dummy once, but after wrestling with his for several hours, I realised I'm supposed to put my hand up his arse. D'oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:40, closed)
This is a QotW comment Heehee
And once again Bert, your replies are funnier than the actual post!
(I helped save b3ta! althechristmasgeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:52, closed)
This is a QotW comment What can I say?
It's a gift.

Needs more goat though.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:58, closed)
This is a QotW comment I wish I could click replies!
Although you have given me a disturbing mental image there Bert...
(I helped save b3ta! The Grammar Badger loves her new car even more than she loves cheese, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:17, closed)
This is a QotW comment I have to say
the jalepeno on a steeeek is funnier.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro : bringing sexy back. YEAH., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:04, closed)

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