Not relationships but politics
In the House of Commons, there was a Chinese MP called Mr. Tsu. He sold himself as a survivor of the Nazi atrocities in Auschwitz. A scandal recently came to light. During these troubled times, he was secretly informing the Nazis of the misdemeanours of his fellow prisoners in exchange for some comfort. This shocked many of his 'brothers' and anyone else who hated the Nazis. His fellow MPs tried to kick him out, but he fought back valiantly and managed to stay on. He has changed his selling point and bills himself as follows: Hua Tse - hardest Jew traitor ghetto MP.
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 8:48, closed)

ummm......................
but still beats the puns i had planned!!
(Killing in the name of Halfy keeps changing things, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 8:51, closed)

*cries*
Please, save me.

*spangs*
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:02, closed)

*likes*
but only cos it's Wednesday...
( crackhouseceilidhband I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby for a buck, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:02, closed)

Given that it's hard to pun this one
Full marks for effort.

Still awful though :-)
( K2k6 is having Christmas issues, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:08, closed)

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Mornin'.

How's everyone today?
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:14, closed)

* polite round of applause *
Well done that mistaspakkaman
( Fireflier La la la la, not listening on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:27, closed)

That's rubbish...
REALLY rubbish...
*winces*
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:29, closed)

*groans*
Spakka, that's awful

Morning all though :)
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:33, closed)

Mornin' A
If you think that's bad just wait 'till Thursday.
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:37, closed)

I was wondering how far off topic we would end up tomorrow
Especially as we've barely been on it this week :)

'ning spakka. Alrighty?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:49, closed)

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I'm alright thanks.

Managed to stay of b3ta yesterday afternoon and even went out for a bikeride.

Am going through the bi-annual ritual of working out that the offside-rule is.
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:53, closed)

@ancrenne
I was going to post some crap pun about dry humping, but I'm too lazy.
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:57, closed)

*nods approvingly*
Good call Bert, hadn't seen that pun, but then I wasn't really looking ;)

@spakka..Yeah, noticed you managed to stay away from b3ta yesterday afternoon. More will power than me :) Bike ride sounds like fun. Did you go far?

Edit..offside rule? Oh god..
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:08, closed)

@ancrenne
Only did about 20km. I managed to stay off b3ta but am now reading Yesterday afternoon's thread to see what I missed.
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:11, closed)

Offside rule?
I understand it.
I mean come on, pea-brained, overpaid monkey-faces can comprehend it.

I don't like football much.
I'd rather watch boxing. It's way funnier.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:14, closed)

^ ^
I understand it but coz I only watch football once every 2 years I forget it.
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:15, closed)

I don't have
The attention span of watching TV for that long anyway.

I don't mind going to a match occasionally, thats pretty good fun, the atmosphere is great!
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:17, closed)

Still haven't been to a match
but I enjoy going to a pub to watch the game. Irish pubs are the best - especially if Ireland's playing.
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:21, closed)

*spang*
that was awful!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:26, closed)

20km?
That's what, 12, 13 miles? Last time I went out to the New Forest I did 25 and nearly killed myself cycling into the wind on the way back.. Saw some pretty horses though and only nearly got hit by a car once.

Is it flat or hilly where you are? I'm going right off hills.

EDIT - I hate football, but somehow managed to acquire a working knowledge of eh offside rule. Not sure I can explain it, but I could tell you if someone was offside, I think.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:37, closed)

^ ^
'tis flat where I live, but used to live somewhere much hillier. If you don't want to be caught in the wind, check the weather forecast before you set off to see which way the wind's blowing. On the home stretch, you'll have the wind blowing in your back.

Got to go hiking in the New Forest a few years back. It's also one of Britain's most scenic train-journeys.
( mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:42, closed)

Maybe its an accent thing,
But I can't work out the pun :( Maybe that's a good thing since everyone seems to think its awful
(Teran Thinks Pogonophobia is funny, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:54, closed)