What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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Eeeeeeeemoooooooooooo...In my defense I have just got in from the pub. Also my cat is interfering with my keyboard.
Anyways, stream of consciousness nonsense will ensue:
My one significant relationship lasted six years, and most of it was pretty awesome. Towards the end things started going tits up, and I seriously considered trying to instigate my own dumping, but when it came down to it I loved her and she deserved my honesty. The things I said prompted her to go for counselling, from which she returned with the opinion that I was "a useless fucking waste of space"*, so that worked out well. If I had the chance I'd do it exactly the same though, as she remains one of my best friends.
Since then, however, I've discovered how easy it is to be cunt. Not too long ago I hooked up with a stunning young lady, but for various reasons things were not going to last. When we got together she was intending to move fairly far away, and I was expecting things to fizzle out when she did - she had different ideas however. I was pretty keen (although sadly not quite keen enough) and didn't want to hurt her, so I was congratulating myself on my technically-true-but-actually-misleading answers to her questions - Do you want to see me next time I'm in London? Of course I do! I like you a lot... Worst of all, after not seeing her for several months and not speaking to her for several weeks, she caught up with me just before Christmas and asked me flat out where I saw us going - and I pitched an emo fit. We still talk, but not often, and I know she deserved a hell of a lot better from me.
When I started this post there was a point, but I'm fucked if I can remember it now. Sorry 'bout that.
*May not be a direct quote.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 0:31, Reply)
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