The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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nakedi have been stopped twice by the police in the past week. first on monday and then last night. my only crime running naked firstly around lewes road bus garge and then last night all the way up queens park road and across elm grove. the first time me and my flatmate got made to "put our todgers away". it would have been fine except i had a reasonable hot blond ausie lady pc. i will always live withthe shame of putting my trousers on the wrong way round and having to take them off again in front of her. ah well. brighton is usually pretty warm. shrinkage is not a problem.
wont appologise for length as many folk have already seen it but will appologise for chasing a man down upper lewes road with my clothes under my arm.
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bertisfantastic bert is a sleepy bear, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 13:10,
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