The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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Illiterate fools...Mate of mine is a copper. First time on beat in Christchurch, New Zealand, they pick up a young guy total delinquent type breaking into a house. He could barely read or write so they helped him fill in the processing form. He asked them what "Occupation" mean. They said "job". He said "ain't got one", so they said, you're unemployed...."how do you spell that??"......L-O-S-E-R was duly filled in on the form.
Also - whilst fingerprinting, they got a print of the tip of his nose as well because of a suspected peeping tom operating in the area.....
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