The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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Joke?This sounds too good to be a real story, but ill tell it anyway. A mate of mine's brother was pissed in town one night, being quite loud and drunk. A policeman came up to him to ask him to quieten down and go home. He called him a fucking prick. The bobby said if you call me that once more ill arrest you. "What if I just think it?" He replied. "Then thats OK" said the copper. "Then I THINK you're a fucking prick". The copper couldnt do anything, and my mate'S bro just walked off laughing!!
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