The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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My friend used to work for the policeShe wasn't a cop, she did paperwork type stuff.
A senior police officer gave her a file one day and which concerned an unusually high punishment for possession of cannabis. When she asked how much it was, the officer said "About a tenner's worth," to which she replied, "Blimey, that's not even an eighth!"
"...um, so I've, er...heard..."
(, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 15:17, Reply)
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