The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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Years ago...I was in the car with my brother-in-law on our way to get some burgers from a fast food place called Uncle Sams. As we were driving along a police car came whizzing past, sirens blaring.
My brother-in-law made a joke about them being in a hurry to get a burger, we laughed and forgot about it.
When we arrived at Uncle Sams we spotted the policemen sitting at a table in the corner, munching on doughnuts.
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