The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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Errrmmm....oopsOnce during a good night out, I met up with this Dental Nurse and we sneaked behind the nightclub where we were drinking, found a quiet spot just off a small quiet lane and started getting it on so to speak. During our drunken shagging, a white torch shines from the middle of the road, much to our surprise. What was funnier was that this torchlight managed to illuminate the entirety of my ass, in all it's lunar glory. Me and the nurse both turn around to see a police car with one of the bobbies leaning out holding aforementioned torch, looking a bit sheepish with what he's discovered.
Somehow, in my drunken haze, I summoned up the courage and came up with the ultimate phrase to deal with this;
"Fuck off is it? We're busy here."
To my immediate surprise the copper turned his torch off, said "Sorry both" and drove off as if nothing happened.
I was laughing too much to finish tbh, wasn't brewers droop at all.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 19:40,
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