The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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Police+Pub=OompahAs a Kid, My mate Toby lived in this remote country pub. His Dad was a Mason, and many of the Top Plods used to pop in for free drinks etc. One Night I stayed round while Most of The local top plod drank until 4 AM with a live german style oompah band playing. In Somerset, this is called 'making your own entertainment'. It's what your grandparents did before TV.
(, Fri 23 Sep 2005, 2:35, Reply)
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