The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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ooh, i remember oneAside from the traffic cone incident posted a page or so back by does this taste like rohypnol, i've had one other run-in with the police:
Walking to the pub at about 6pm on my own, i decided to roll myself a fag. As i'm a poor student ii've gotten quite good at rolling fags. however, in the fairly windy conditions i'd produced something that looked like i'd rolled it entirely with my face. It was awful, hanging apart, a lovely cone shape, etc.
I decided to smoke it anyway, about 2 minutes later, some cop on a bike rode past me and stopped. I thought nothing of it, as i knew i'd done nothing wrong. As i approached, the following exchange took place:
him: "What's that you're smoking?"
me: "it's a very poorly rolled cigarette"
him: "yeah, right"
*proceeds to take fag out of my hand, take a massive drag on it, breathe out and hand it back*
him: "all right then, you can go"
This left me standing there not quite sure of what i'd just seen.
I muttered "cheeky cunt" and walked off.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 15:26, Reply)
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