I...
...have a tandem. A bicycle built for two. It's tremendous fun, and it's also handy for the pub as I can give people a lift home on it. Tandem drunk riding is hilarious.

Anyway, one evening there were three of us. We decided that if the rider on the front stands up he can give bike rider number two a backie, while number three (the stoker if you want the technical term) rides as normal. Bit wobbly, but workable.

Anyway, we're weaving our way down the road when a copper spots us, rolls his eyes, and waves us to a stop. Uh oh.
We stop, all jump off the tandem and wait to get told off.

The copper glances at us, glances at the bike and says
'ah, sorry lads I didn't realise you were on a bike built for three. Carry on'

Er...ok. So we all clamber back as we were, and you can see the copper suddenly realise that it's NOT built for three, it's built for two but its too late now to say anything without losing authority.

So we all pretend everything is fine and carry on wobbling down the road on a bike built for two.
(inflateable, Sat 7 May 2011, 11:34, 2 replies)

I"ll bet the copper went back to the station
and told his mates he'd met the Goodies!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Sat 7 May 2011, 13:26, closed)

"Tandem drunk riding is hilarious" made me laugh! :-D
(Robotnik, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:30, closed)