If half the people in Scotland die...
...I own a very large chunk of it. My family name is Cameron-Clarke (as far as we know, we're the only people in the world with this name), which resulted from a marriage between Cameron and Clarke clan memebers. Who are amongst the biggest landowners in Scotland. I get Ben Nevis!

Also, my Great-Great-Great Grandad invented the postage stamp. Though obviously I've never met him, but I've climbed his hill, and stunned a tour guide who pointed said hill out.

"Now, that hill is named after the man who invented the stamp. Does anyone know who that was?"

"Yeah. Roland Hill, my great-great-great grandad."

"Oh"

Also some Scottishy warlord people. My grandmas investigating it all...

And I went to private school, and know loads of people who own big bits of Lancashire and Yorkshire.

I'm not rich though. Bugger.
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 16 Sep 2005, 20:34, Reply)