Pretentious bollocksPossibly the worst event I ever went to was an evening of turntablists in London. The lights went down, the first guy put a cymbal onto a turntable, dropped the needle on it and left it making screeching noises for ten minutes.
When the lights came up, half the audience had snuck out.
What's the most pretentious rubbish you've ever been to see in the name of art?
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chthonic, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:19)
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Rochdale art college ...... held some crappy open day with crappy students demonstrating their mediocrity for all to see. Best of the lot was some bubble-permed bimbo making warbling noises down a microphone through various echo boxes, tape delays and effects units. Sounded a lot worse than I can possibly describe.
The bimbo's name? Ladies and gentlemen, show your appreciation please ... Ms Lisa Stansfield.
(yes, that Lisa Stansfield)
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 21:22,
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