Sundays are lazy...
It’s Sunday, a day so incredibly lazy, it’s almost in danger of stopping dead in it’s tracks. I’m implausibly bored, all my friends are either playing sport, sunning themselves up in Goa, or just playing happy bloody families at home. It’s not fair, what happened to the world revolving around me?

I have a rake load of ironing to do, I could be decorating various bits of my flat and my car is so fucking dirty, If it was human not even Russell Brand would sleep with it. Can I be arsed to attend to any of the aforementioned though? Can I frost. Instead I am watching Western Films, practicing my Northern Irish accent in the mirror and thinking about which member of Girls aloud I would like to punch in the mouth first. Or which one I would like to blow spunk in their face first. Those bitches are like Marmite, I don’t know whether to love them or hate them. Anyway, I have even resorted to inventing a game that merely involves throwing tic-tacs into a pot with a slightly larger orifice than a tic-tac. I am now in the process of drafting sketches and proper rules in order to ensure this becomes a recognised sport. It’s sure to catch on, I mean, It’s got to be more interesting than cricket? A sport when all you have to do is hit a little red ball around a field using a lump of wood. You play the game for the best part of a week and that don’t even guarantee a fucking winner at the end.
(Sir_Digby_Chicken_Caeser [email protected], Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:54, 3 replies)

'my car is so fucking dirty, If it was human not even Russell Brand would sleep with it'
Damn, that's a filthy car.

Mine's no better. I don't clean mine until the dogs refuse to get in.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 14:18, closed)

Girls Aloud
1) Cheryl
2) Nicola.
(kitescreech still here, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 14:46, closed)

Hehehe @ this ^^
I dont even know their names!
Can I tick both boxes for all of 'em? (or the female equivalent?)
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 19:42, closed)