ProcrastinationOutlook is a wonderful tool, but not when it keeps reminding you that it is now 96 weeks since you were supposed to finish a report you haven't even started yet.
Just how lazy are you? How long will you put off the essential or the inevitable? What do you fill the time with?
(We're too lazy to write something funny here. You do it.)
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chthonic, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:18)
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Lazy bitchOne saturday morning, I was walking through a car park on my way to town. I was passing a parked car that had just engaged reverse gear, it's all in the lights you know. As I passed it, the woman driver leaned out of the window and said "in your own time" in a sarcastic tone.
"Hang on a minute, I'm moving via the power of my own feet whereas you are sitting on your fat arse and are only in a desperate hurry to get home because you want to stuff your face on the pies and cakes that you have just bought you greedy cunt"
Is what I should have said.
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stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:50,
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BitchI think I'd have stopped to do up my shoelaces. Very slowly. And then possibly found something very interesting on the ground and examined it carefully for a while.
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