ProcrastinationOutlook is a wonderful tool, but not when it keeps reminding you that it is now 96 weeks since you were supposed to finish a report you haven't even started yet.
Just how lazy are you? How long will you put off the essential or the inevitable? What do you fill the time with?
(We're too lazy to write something funny here. You do it.)
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chthonic, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:18)
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My cat widdled on one of my library booksI dried it on the boiler, pressed it flat under a heavy weight and sprayed perfume on it to disguise the smell, but it still has a yellow tinge.
I keep renewing it, not daring to take it back.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 17:23, 1 reply)
but ALL libraries now by european lawMUST(Y) smell of:
boiled pensioners
damp carboard
catpee
dont upset the belgians now!
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:39,
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