Facebook/Twitter
Idiots who confuse Facebook with Twitter and update their profile with the inane shit they are doing at a minimum of once an hour, but for a variety reasons you can't remove them from your friend list or hide their profile as they once in a while post something you need.

Please get a twitter account for this crap so I don't have to see it.
(langers, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:38, 4 replies)

GOD YES
I only update Twitter when I've passed a really hard and/or satisfying poo. Because it's shit, you see. Irony
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:42, closed)

There is a regular advertisement in the newspaper at the moment for a new brand of portable telephone which features the wireless sites you can go to like these
and bears a legend, which is portrayed as an example of your updated status-bearers, "I JUST BOUGHT BROCOLI. LOL!"

Whenever I see it, I weep openly, to the point of having to gasp for breath and being comforted by passers by.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:45, closed)

This
I know one or two people who do this - I'm good friends with them, but I can be guaranteed almost every time I log into Facebook I will see their names with some needless inane shite written next to it at the top of my newsfeed.

I should use it to make a diary of their lives over a few weeks and then present it to them - they will either become paranoid that I'm stalking them, or realise just how sad they are.
(FirstBendBunching All four back please..., Thu 27 May 2010, 16:16, closed)

do people get PAID for that these days?

( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:49, closed)