You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » Public Transport Trauma | Search

This is a question Public Transport Trauma

Completely Underwhelmed writes, "I was on a bus the other day when a man got on wearing shorts, over what looked like greeny grey leggings. Then the stench hit me. The 'leggings' were a mass of open wounds, crusted with greenish solidified pus that flaked off in bits as he moved."

What's the worst public transport experience you've ever had?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:13)
Pages: Best, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

« Back

This is a QotW answer I was on the tube once,
and I'm just getting to the top of the ticket barrier right at the top of the escalator when this hippie riding a bike and a short fat sweaty guy wearing a grease smeared vest (with a shovel over his shoulder) both shout "you cunt" at me...
(Belgaer is, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:53, closed)
This is a QotW comment Oh very good :)
har har har
(I helped save b3ta! ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:55, closed)
This is a QotW comment I did
a proper out loud guffaw at that one.
(I helped save b3ta! althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Fri 30 May 2008, 16:00, closed)
This is a QotW comment I was just saying to Ancrenne,
I've still work out which B3tan the short grease smeared one is... :P
(Belgaer is, Fri 30 May 2008, 16:02, closed)
This is a QotW comment I was thinking
Vipros or Al to be fair
(I helped save b3ta! ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 30 May 2008, 16:05, closed)
This is a QotW comment I think when I was writing it,
I was thinking more Vipros in my head, but afterwards I thought A: "That's a bit harsh" and B: "That could be one of many" :P
(Belgaer is, Fri 30 May 2008, 16:07, closed)
This is a QotW comment Oi!
Cheeky sod. I am not a grease monkey and I very rarely wear vests unless it's hot and I'm digging the garden.
(I helped save b3ta! althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Fri 30 May 2008, 16:08, closed)
This is a QotW comment @ al
Better?
(Belgaer is, Fri 30 May 2008, 16:09, closed)
This is a QotW comment No
you're all horrible and i'm not going to come in august if you're going to be mean.

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Fri 30 May 2008, 16:13, closed)
This is a QotW comment Should I add
(And a tear running down his cheek)?
(Belgaer is, Fri 30 May 2008, 16:17, closed)
This is a QotW comment yes
and also "throwing a great big girly strop"
(I helped save b3ta! althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Fri 30 May 2008, 16:18, closed)
This is a QotW comment I wasn't meaning to be mean Al and Vipros
TBH I had only skim read the post and missed the short fat sweaty bit.. oopsy

The grease came from me thinking surfers like Vipros grease themselves up to keep warm (or something) and I got the feeling AL might be a bit shouty and sweary... which is not bad thing in my world
(I helped save b3ta! ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 30 May 2008, 16:20, closed)
This is a QotW comment I never
greased myself up when surfing. I just used to wee in my wetsuit.

But I am a bit shouty and sweary, but I will try and tone it down come august.
(I helped save b3ta! althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Fri 30 May 2008, 16:23, closed)
This is a QotW comment Lol, you're soooo
trying to dig yourself out of this one, Ancrenne, lol.
(Belgaer is, Fri 30 May 2008, 16:23, closed)
This is a QotW comment Al
I'll probably be a bit sweary once I've a few drinks inside me, and increasingly Welsh. Apparently my virtually gone accent is bolstered by alcohol.
(I helped save b3ta! ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 30 May 2008, 16:26, closed)
This is a QotW comment You're welsh?
Oh, oh i see, errm, right, I've just remembered I've got something planned this august bank holiday.........

Only kidding, just don't talk about rugby and my swearing level will remain low.
(I helped save b3ta! althechristmasgeordie swooping in there like a randy eagle., Fri 30 May 2008, 16:32, closed)
This is a QotW comment Al
I assure you I have no interest in sport of any kind whatsoever. Drinking, singing, yes - sport... not even on the telly.
(I helped save b3ta! ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Fri 30 May 2008, 16:35, closed)
This is a QotW comment hippy on a bike?
I may wear flares and smoke pot and listen to pink floyd and creedance, but I'm certainly not a hippy!

and a bike?

or alternatively, I'm far from short and rapidly becoming not fat ;-)

and I've only greased myself around the neck when surfing :-P

PS. I don't take offense easily, particularly from people who don't know me very well ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Fri 30 May 2008, 16:39, closed)

« Back

Pages: Best, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1