stag do carnage
got caught up in a stag do the other night. one of the guys thought it would be cute to pull me onto his knee. shame my high heel caught his toe on the way down. and the way back up.

still, no more of that nonsense nor the yakking barf everywhere now boris has banned the booze. yay boris.

btw, boris? you so would!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 0:08, 5 replies)

I applaud you
A double hit is mightily impressive, and it's how my friend got a broken toe.

I thought it was going to result in the handbag getting damaged or somesuch horror.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 0:12, closed)

you neeeeed
to tell the toe story!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 0:14, closed)

Well
It actually was fairly impressive yet boring.

We were at a ceilidh, and someone managed to spin round and land perfectly on his big toe with huge heels.

She didn't seem to notice, continued to spin, and managed to hit exactly the same spot with the other heel.

By the time we got his shoe off his whole toe was purple. Very, very purple.

I also managed to punch someone in the stomach that night, and throw someone into a wall.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 0:18, closed)

now that's
a good night's work!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 9:22, closed)

It was mighty impressive
It healed fine too, so it wasn't bad.

The person who got hit in the stomach took quite a while to get their breath back, but was fine eventually. The one who got thrown into the wall was a bit sore for a while, but was fine too.

So all in all, lots of fun, with very few consequences.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:11, closed)