More a 'lack of public transport' trauma...
I used to work at Chorlton Street bus station in Manchester, not exactly the most salubrious area in town.
I finished work at 10pm, the bus (from a stand literally a stones throw from the bus station cafe, and an olympic lob from my office)was due at 5 past. I was there at 2 past.
I was still there at 20 past.
No problem, next due at 25 past.
"Want some fun dearie?" Seriously, she used the word 'dearie'!
"No thanks"
"You gay? I can get you a lad" This from a woman who was about 5ft 2, looked 60 but was probably thirty. (We were about 400 yds from Canal street, it was Friday night, if I had wanted a lad I'd have not needed a go-between...)
"No thanks, I want to get home to my pregnant wife" at which point she grabs my balls.
"So you're not getting any then?"....
I just pushed her away, unfortunatly she went over the kerb and sat down on the road.
"Oh Sorry" says me offering my hand...
"Oi you, what you doing pushing women round?" a dwarf who was probably her pimp smacks me in the mouth.
I shout for the police, there's a cop car just gone past, and they scarper.
Needless to say the police ignore me.
So do the three or four other people waiting at the stop. thanks folks.
My mouth's bleeding, and still no bus. I end up walking down to the Arndale Centre where the driver looks at me and says "You're not getting on."
He relents when I point out that if his bus company had provided the service it advertised I wouldn't be in the state I'm in.
Adding insult to injury, when I get in she's gone to bed leaving me a note asking why I'm late!!

(Couple of things to clear up:
She wasn't actually my wife but it was easier to say that than "my pregnant girlfriend who's still married to someone else at the moment".
Secondly, some women actually get a higher sex drive during pregnancy. I know that, evidently the prozzie didn't.)
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