Gus
Gus was a great guy, He was an old Irish fella that was a permanent fixture of the pub, Every day he would be at his usual spot at the end of the bar slowly getting wasted on pint after pint of Guinness.
His usual attire was a trampy look except for St Patrick's day when he would be clean shaven, hair washed and he would wear his best suit and tie.

The Pub is located on the corner of two streets in Birmingham and had at the time two entrances to the place so you could go out the side door and walk round the corner and in through the main door.

Not a problem for most.

One day Gus decided he had enough and staggered home out of the front door only to appear a few minutes later at the side door looking very confused.

He walked up to the bar and slurred 'does your brother work in the pub down the road? because the is a guy down there that is your exact double."
"and i'll ave a pint of Guinness seeing as I'm here"

Great Guy
( Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 13:22, 2 replies)

classic...
I've never done such a thing - was it the Ivy Bush?
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 16:25, closed)

nope
It was my old local, The Chester Arms
( Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 17:02, closed)