Football related
You might need to understand the rivalry between the clubs involved to follow this one. Apologies if it makes no sense.

I was the second in charge of a pub called The Hand and Flower on the Fulham Palace Road. 200 yards from Chelsea Football Club. We had a mix of regulars who supported both Chelsea and Fulham and generally got on OK. It seems that as long as you look after them well and keep your hands off their women, all was fine.

However I had a guilty secret.

I was (and still am) a QPR supporter.

I managed to keep this a secret for about 2 months until one fateful lock in when I thought it was the honourable thing to do and confess.

To my surprise I kept my job and my teeth, and they even stopped pulling my trousers down in the fried chicken shop around the corner. About a week later, one of the hardest of the lot of them called me to the quiet end of the bar and from beneath his jacket handed me a package in a brown paper bag.

"Don't tell anyone else" he said, but I've got the last 5 seasons at home if you want to borrow them"

Video of QPR season in review.
(MadBouncyDog Barking at the moon since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:30, 5 replies)

I feel your pain- I'm a long time QPR fan
Although no-one cares enough about us to beat us up, in my experience.

Except Brentford and possibly Cardiff, and who gives a fuck about them?
(pharmatron Death or Scunthorpe? CHOOSE!!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:08, closed)

At least you haven't achieved anything recently
Pity me, I'm a West Brom fan.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:59, closed)

Lol, I see what you mean
Though I'd rather QPR were getting royally shafted every week in the Premiership than just failing unspectacularly in the Championship.
(pharmatron Death or Scunthorpe? CHOOSE!!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 21:12, closed)

*click*
thats great! Youre a fucking brave fucker! Oh, Im a Coventry City fan, I think Cov vs QPR is the only game of the season which finishes with both teams losing...
( SpankyHanky, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 8:06, closed)

sigh you are lucky!
I remember when we used to be good, well when I say good the antichrist of Football John Beck took us on a mad rampage across cups and leagues with a hideous combination of hoof ball and long throws.

Now I get to watch Cambridge United playing tinpot teams in a tinpot division in tinpot stadiums, and we are morphing into all three slowly but surely
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 8:48, closed)