PubsJeccy writes, "I've seen people having four-somes, fights involving spastics and genuine retarded people doing karaoke, all thanks to the invention of the common pub."
What's happened in your local then?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:55)
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Really my local, sadly now the brewery have plasticised it.It was run by a grumpy old boy who had a parrot in the public bar. It would ring its bell 20 minutes before last orders, and if anyone it didn`t like stared at it it would indicate it didn`t like them verbally.
My folks were over, and it was sunday evening down the pub. In near silence in a conversation hole the parrot randomly shouted "wanker" ( the one word it spoke, also screamed at people it didn`t like)
Everyone started laughing and one girl had a fit of the giggles that turned into the dirtiest laugh you`ve ever heard.
Then someone shouted "Take her home she`s ready" and the laughter started up again.
Trust mum to lower the tone.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:00, Reply)
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