Right...
cheeeers, im off for a kebab and a wank!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:00, 9 replies)

As long....
....as it's in that order.
( The Pollitt chooses to listen to Enya on, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:01, closed)

I'm not sure why
But wanking this early in the day just seems weird...
(Dok Zombie Cash, gash, pie and mash., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:02, closed)

what?
you can't tell me you've never woken up with wood and had to take yourself in hand?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:06, closed)

Once your out of bed
The wanking window is closed until sundown I reckon.
(Dok Zombie Cash, gash, pie and mash., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:11, closed)

Agreed.
Only before bed.

Unless its the weekend and the house is empty. Actually, anyime the house is empty.

Or not, as long as the other person won't interrupt.

But it adds to the danger if they might interrupt. So... anytime?

But not in the morning.
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:17, closed)

Fucking great plan!
Just make sure you wash the chili sauce off your fingers first... *owchhh!!!*
( SpankyHanky, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:08, closed)

My main concern would be getting a tired arm half way then having to swap them over
I mean, what's worse? Greasy kebab meat cock or a kebab full of spadge?







Anytime is a good time for wanking.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:16, closed)

Maybe
i'll break out the Fleshlight and avoid all this potential cockrash
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:19, closed)

You posh git!

( gareth_alien will be human again at, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:21, closed)