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Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.

Suggested by MatJ

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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A woman came into the store one day asking for a nail
Nail she wanted screw she got
I don't work anymore

A woman came into the store one day asking for a chrome plated bath
chrome plated bath she wanted golden shower she got
I don't work anymore

A woman came into the store one day asking for a computer
computer she wanted my wank she got
I don't work anymore!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:16, Reply)

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