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Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.

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(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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A Geordie Kid
in my school got suspended once for answering a simple question in geography:

Teacher: "Where does Colmans mustard come from, and do you think it was planned or by luck that they discovered the perfect recepie for this wonderful condiment?"

Geordie kid: "Norfolk n chance."

He was straight out the door.

Couldn't abide swearing in my school.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 16:24, Reply)

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